Cabrini College resides in a highly wooded area in Radnor Pennsylvania. This kind of setting makes it easy to hide from public safety, take shrooms without fear of getting caught…and then to freak out on those shrooms later when you accidentally mistake a tree for a robot. There are also many hills at Cabrini – you have to climb the hill from Xavier to the cafeteria, you have to take a hill from Founder’s to New Res…and let’s not forget the dreaded hill down the mansion’s backside.
These are some of the things that are great about Cabrini – it’s beautiful in spring and fall – looking as though it were a landscape painting as opposed to an actual location. Another great thing about Cabrini is the snow days.
If there is a single speck of snow falling from the sky, the school automatically shuts down and goes into hibernation mode. This is mainly due to the fact that, at Cabrini, when it snows…there’s usually a fucking blizzard not far behind.
The blizzard of January 2005 is what inspired the story of the mattress…